NKOTBSB-I will never forget you!

I really feel the need to tell you about why I had the best night EVER last night! A few months ago I heard that New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys (NKOTBSB, as they call themselves...ad-nauseum I might add) would be coming to my city on their tour. I thought "wow, I really loved those douche bags when I was 14 but my conservative mother would never have allowed me to go see them in concert...and because I'm an "adult" and make my own $$ then I'm going to drop about $115 on a ticket." MOST AWESOME IDEA EVER!

So....I have a few drinks pre-concert and then I made my way into the arena with one of my douche bag loving girlfriends. My night began by the opening act....Matthew Morrison...you say you don't know who that is??? Yeah, me either but he's the super fine teacher guy from Glee. BTW....he should find a better job because the way he gyrated around that stage with his lovely man voice and not to mention the way he was sweating so his shirt was stuck to his chest....uh dang.

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My palette was primed for some hot man ass as NKOTBSB took the stage. The music rang out the melodies of Coldplay's "Viva la Vida" .... I instantly jizzed in my pants. Coldplay is my most favorite bands and even though they changed all of the lyrics so that it wasn't about Roman Catholics and all that weird Coldplay stuff it was still AMAZE-BALLS. I turned back into a 14 year old watching TRL on MTV and wishing the whole time that Nick Carter would catch a glimpse of my awesome J.Crew hat and sweep me up on stage. (WTF is wrong with me???!!!!) My friend and I screamed our faces off and I'm not talking like "whoooooo" I am talking "WAAAAAAAAHOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!!!!!!!!!) For the next few hours I was on the verge of being impregnated by the enormous amount of hip thrusting and crotch grabbing that was basically a display better than Chip n' Dales. (I mean, when Donnie Walhberg took his shirt off and frolicked around the stage I could barely stand it.) By the end of the night I literally had stars in my eyes only the stars were little miniature faces of Nick, AJ, Brian, Howie, Jordan, Joey, Johnathan, Donnie, and Danny. (Yes, I do know all of their names but I had to Google it just in case because I couldn't remember some of the creepier guys, Howie, and Danny)

Anywayz.... I am exhausted this morning and I am calling it a "boy band hangover" My poor husband feels completely inadequate....as he should but I told him that if he wants to get my attention he'd better go get some tight pants and a glittery t-shirt. :)

Nick and Jordan 4ever!!!!!!!